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It was a hectic day at the Pekin theatre.  There was a power shortage in the morning, and the film reels were scattered and disorganized.  One unfortunate employee named Oscar was assigned the task of reorganizing them.  When Oscar arrived on the scene, he was astounded by the scattered array of reels.  There was scanty room for him to walk!  He set to work tiredly, barely paying attention to what he was doing.  Suddenly, one of the electrical wires nearby sparked and zapped Oscar and the two reels he was holding, which happened to be "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" and "The Ring".  Oscar shrugged and kept working.

            The next day, a group of friends that included Allison, Erin, Suzie, and Kristy were very excited to see Harry Potter.  They had been waiting in line for two hours to get the best seats right in front.   When they finally got in and the movie started, they began to bounce in their lovely cushy stadium-seating chairs in anticipation.  The movie started and Allison saw her fiancée Dan, and began to clap loudly.  On screen, Dan stopped, stared at Allison, and walked out of the screen.  For a moment, the entire theatre stared in shocked silence.  Then, Allison, Erin, Suzie, and Kristy skipped up to the front of the theatre, grabbed Dan's hands, and whisked him away with them!

--written by the Clever and Witty Sorceress Allison--