Once there was a gourd named Charlie.  Charlie was a lovely gourd who lived in a great pumpkin patch.  It was almost Halloween and every day people came to pick out decorations.  Once day a family came and they picked Charlie.  He was so happy that he could hardly stand it.  The little boy drew a face on him and gave him a bowtie.  That night, the family put Charlie on the porch.  Some mean people (aka Jeremy Frink) were laughing about how they had laughed at the amazing Erin and wouldnt let her cross the street when there were no cars!  When they saw Charlie they picked him up and smashed him into pieces in the road where he was run over by more than scanty cars.