Once upon a time in an ant hill far away, lived a mean ugly ant named Alfred.  Alfred was deformed; he had seven legs and three antennae. Everyone made fun of Alfred because of his freakishness.  Alfred was unable to do work because his 7^th leg made him unbalanced.  So he was an ugly invalid who was useless to the colony.  Normally, the other ants would have felt sorry for him, but as he was evil and selfish, everyone just laughed at him.  One day, Alfred decided he wanted revenge so first he planned to torture everyone by flirting with other male ants.  One male ant, Brick, actually fell in love with Alfred.  Brick raped Alfred over and over again.  Alfred decided to kill his whole colony starting with Brick.  He hired a colony of giant fire ants to kill his colony.  However, they laughed at Alfred and ate him.