Once upon a time, on a grill far, far away, there lived a cheeseburger named Pedro.  Now little Pedro was only a wee cheeseburger and his one true desire was to be eaten by the cheeseburger goddess Allison when he should come of age.  But this was nearly impossible.  Not only did Allison choose only the biggest, juiciest, cheesiest cheeseburgers, but she also only ate those which were low in fat!  Pedro spent days sitting around over the hottest flames on his grill trying to get as fat and juicy as possible.  One day while he was doing this, a nice little girl named Erin walked by.  "What are you doing little cheeseburger?" she asked.  Pedro gladly told her his dreams and all about the Goddess Allison and asked her what she thought.  Instead of replying, Erin just laughed and picked up Pedro.  "You stupid cheeseburger," she grinned and took a big bite out of Pedro's head.  She then continued eating him until she was full, and walked away quite pleased with herself.  Erin got a free dinner, the cheeseburger Goddess Allison was rid of one more incompetent servant, and Pedro learned a valuable lesson.