Once upon a time, in the land of Bullness, there was a bullfrog named Bernard.  Bernard wasn't the pick of the litter when it came to good looks.  He had scanty physical attributes.  Once a month, the beautiful princess, Allison, would come to Bullness and pick a bullfrog as her new prince.  It was Bernard's dream to be picked but knew in his heart that she'd never pick him.  Well when Allison came, she picked Bernard.  He was flabbergasted.  Allison took him to her castle but she didn't kiss him yet.  Instead she put him in a glass jar with a smelly cotton ball.  Bernard got more and more light headed, and he eventually passed out and became deceased.  Little did the land of Bullness know that Allison was an evil Biology teacher who let her students dissect her pick of the month.  Bernard learned a valuable lesson but it was too little too late.  Bernard realized that looks could kill!