Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away, there lived a little wizard named Harry Potter who was calmly eating his Buzz Blasts cereal.  He was on his way to Hogwarts for his first day of school as an all-powerful wizard, and he was so excited that he ate scanty breakfast in his haste to be gone.  Grabbing his books and wand, he wiped some sugary drool off his chin and ran out the front door as soon as he had eaten a few spoonfuls of his Buzz Blasts cereal.  As he was walking on his way to school, Harry stumbled upon a group of evil demons in the forest.  These demons were very very angry because a little witch child had stolen their Buzz Blasts cereal earlier that same morning, and they unanimously decided that Harry would take the fall (they noticed the sugary drool on his chin perhaps...).  In a wild rage, the demons undressed Harry, cooked him in a cauldron, and stuck him in a hotdog bun with lots of pickle relish, ketchup, and sugary cereal tidbits.  They then feasted on him until they were quite satisfied and decided to go to the store to buy some more Buzz Blasts cereal.