Once upon a time there lived a lovely princess named Erin.  Erin was very sad because she was all alone.  She was alone because her entire kingdom had died of aids.  So he lovely princess worked busily in her enormous castle, cooking and cleaning and making new clothes.  She never had time to stop because she had so much to do.  But one day, she was overjoyed to see someone riding on the back of a sheep towards her castle.  "Someone has come to help me work!" she exclaimed, and there was much rejoicing in the kingdom, since the kingdom was just her.  The person's name was Brock, and he was ugly and he talked funny and he smelled like ass.  "Will you help me work?" asked Erin.  But Brock just laughed.  "I came to flirt with your MALE DOG!"  he said, and pushed Erin out the window.  Fortunately, Erin landed in a magical shrubbery.  She said "I wish Brock would die a horrible death!"  Suddenly, she heard a scream.  Brock had turned into a giant blister! Erin ran up the castle stairs and popped him and laughed hysterically at the gooey oozing pus that flowed out of him.