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Once upon a time there was a very lonely lobster. Whenever he grabbed a fish with his absurdly large pinchers, he would ask it to be his friend before he ate it. He did this because he had scanty neighbors to talk to. One day, the lobster saw a bright light from above. He swam toward it and found hundreds and hundreds of other lobsters. He was so excited, he swam to join them. But it turned out that it wasn't a group of lobsters, it was a huge Twinkie. He got stuck in the cream filling and died a year later when a fat chef found him and cooked him in butter sauce and served him to a small boy named James, who broke out in hives because he awas allergic to marshmallows.
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