Harry Potter and his friend Ron Weasley were just about to run through the wall and onto Platform 9 ¾, when Hermione Granger ran up to them.  "I'm glad I found you guys," she said, out of breath.  "Come on, Hermione," said Ron.  "The train's about to leave."  The three friends ran through the wall and boarded the Hogwarts Express.  When they got to an empty compartment, they all sat down.  "I think I'm gonna be sick," Hermione said and ran out of the room.  "I hope she's okay," Ron said in a worried voice.

            Harry, Ron, and Hermione sat down at the Gryffindor table by Oliver Wood and Seamus Finnigan.  Hermione began to pile food onto her golden plate.  She had three corncobs, four drumsticks, and two biscuits.  "I thought you were sick," Harry said to her.  "I only feel sick in the morning," Hermione replied.  "I'm always hungry the rest of the day.  It's like I'm feeding two people!"  Harry went back to eating his food.  Suddenly, two gorgeous girls sat down next to Ron.  "I'm Suzie and this is Clair," one of the girls said.  "We just came here from America, and we're in Gryffindor too!"  Ron was too mesmerized by the girls' beauty to say anything.  "Damn, youre hot!" Clair said.  "Thanks," Ron replied.

            That night, Hermione, Clair, and Suzie were changing in their room.  Suzie looked at Hermione strangely.  "Hermione, are you pregnant?"  Suzie asked.  Hermione looked down at her stomach.  Her nightgown had gotten too small to cover her growing stomach.  Hermione began to cry.  "It's okay, Hermione," Clair said. "The guy must've been hot.  I mean, I'd have sex with Ron if I had the chance."  "I didn't get that chance, Clair.  I was raped!"  Hermione replied.  Suzie and Clair gasped.  "By who?" Suzie asked.  "By a demon!" Hermione cried.  "What the f*ck?" Clair said in a questioning voice.  "You mean, thats a demon inside you?"  "Yes," Hermione said.  "And when it's born, it will kill Ron and Harry and rape other girls like its father did.  Soon only demons will live on earth!"  "No way," Clair cried.  "No demon is killing Ron before I can marry him and have his children!"  Clair looked at Suzie.  "You know how hot Ron is," Clair said.  "We have to do something before this baby is born."  Suzie nodded.  "As soon as it's born, we'll kill it.  No one will be raped or killed by this baby."

            A few weeks later, Suzie and Ron were making out in front of the fireplace when they heard a scream.  They ran up to the girls' dormitory and found Hermione lying on her bed.  Ron went over to her and then looked back at Suzie.  "She's dead," he said in a shocked voice.  "And she had the baby."

            Suzie's eyes got wider, and she walked over to Hermione's bed.  There was blood on the sheets, and tiny footprints went into the nearby closet.  Suddenly, they heard Clair and Harry coming up the stairs.  "Um, Harry?  You might want to come in here," Suzie yelled.  As Harry and Clair ran into the room, the door to the closet opened.  The demon baby ran towards Ron and jumped on him.  "NO!" Clair yelled.  "Get off my man"!  Harry grabbed Clair's arm and pulled out his wand, yelling "Immobulus!"  The demon stood still.  Ron threw it off of him.  "Let's kill that thing before the spell wears off," he said.  Harry ran out of the room and came back with the Gryffindor sword he got from the sorting hat.  He stuck it into the demon, which disintegrated before everyones' eyes.  Ron, Harry, Clair, and Suzie carried Hermiones body to Hagrids hut to be buried.  On the way back, Clair said, "Ron, will you make out with me?"  "Okay," he said.  Soon afterwards, Clair and Ron fell in love, but Clair still let Suzie make out with her man.